apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

Your the blue to my green

• this means that your blue is someone special and very important to you and not only do you care for them deeply you also love them, it could be a best friend, family, friends anyone.

1.blue is the person to your green

" lia your the blue to my green”

2. Blue is your sister

“Oh Jess your the blue to my green”

by Ilovecatsosososoososmuch1002 June 16, 2022

Kenneth<3 my bae

Fr the love of my life i love him so much. He is so amazing and brooo he is sooooo fine like you should see this dude<33 ANDD he's fr so nice to me like kinda making me feel pretty and shi tbh. His hair to omg its so nicee. Gonna marry this dude ngl he's soo perfect ahhhh but He's all mine tho no one else's

Kenneth<3 my bae Is all mine though not yours

by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

I love my mom

Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you

I love my mom :)

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

take my cheese and run

a phrase used when you are leaving a place in a hurry due to a potentially dangerous situation

"Man, it looks like this storm is coming in fast. The news projected possible hail and tornadoes."

"Well then I better take my cheese and run, because I don't mess with tornadoes."

by cheeseguy24 November 11, 2022

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022