Pulling a Chris

Shitting yourself at work.

Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.

or

Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?

by TomCat_1020 November 08, 2019

chris vega

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3

yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega

by aye.9903619 March 08, 2017

Chris castleman

The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet

Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman

by YouMakeMiErfquack October 13, 2019

Chris Angel

A “Chris Angel” (Crys Angel) magical line of Meth (‘Chris’tal) and Coke (‘Angel’ Dust), that is mixed together before being snorted/hot railed.

Foo 1: My boy, you ever hit a Chris Angel?
Foo 2: Fuuuuck foo, that shit was a real mind freak my boy... had me on Fuckin SICK ONE!!

by ONASICK1FOO June 27, 2021

Chris (glolesso)

A dickhead and blackmails their ex's and are fucked in the head.

Chris (glolesso) is such a fucking dickhead.

by アルベド#0923 July 12, 2022

Chris Judgement

The misinterpretation that there are less people in a group than there appears to be.

Bald Guy: Dood I swear they got like no one we should go, one has jeans!
Paki Guy: Nah Pham Fuckisyoutalkmbout that Chris Judgement really clouding you right now.

by MIMEK May 22, 2021

Chris Pie

When Christopher let’s his poop dry on his butt and picks it off, while smelling it’s savory smell.

Chris smeared his finger on his butt to achieve the ultimate chris pie thus, smelling it.

by AndrekBoobido December 02, 2019