Porn Panic

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.

"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"

by stormont6703 August 25, 2011

food porn

beautiful pictures of delicious food

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn

by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016

Porn Raid

1. When any one goes on a computer to look for sexual images to enlarge their richard for more then 2 hours.
2. Every Friday

I just can back form a major porn raid , don't bother me .

by KOAT(knower of all things) May 30, 2009

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

Nugget porn

Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.

Brianna: my favorite porn is nugget porn. Dad: why because you're short like them?

by hardyanimal February 15, 2021

Porn Poetry

Describing any sexual activity by using word play, colorful adjectives, or eloquent comparisons.

"When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."

"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."

by Big Teddy K May 4, 2012

porn pals

Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.

Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.

Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...

by Jdandts December 12, 2013