Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole
by Murdy427 July 21, 2009
Get the Christmas Story Jobmug. the wreaths that people who live in dorms put on their door to make the place seem "more christmassy"
"wtf, i woke up and room 327's christmas cheer was in my bed. i must have been so drunk when i came home last night."
by magggggie January 7, 2008
Get the christmas cheermug. (Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.
1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.
2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!
3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"
4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!
2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!
3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"
4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!
by One of Santa's Helpers December 27, 2007
Get the SigEp Christmas Treemug. Frank: Man, I saw I'll Be Home for Christmas yesterday. I just wanted to shoot myself. The acting is awful!
Bob: I know :)
Bob: I know :)
by Steak Grilla December 22, 2008
Get the I'll Be Home for Christmasmug. The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005
Get the The Great Christmas Penguinmug. A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.
by Lenny watson September 19, 2018
Get the Christmas Pub Wankersmug. by german fuel June 17, 2018
Get the finding the christmas lightsmug.