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Put it on your wish list.

Phrase derived from a common online shopping option, but now used in colloquial speech to indicate that a requested action or item is beyond the pale and will not be honored. Often accompanied by a W hand-sign formed by an angled linking of two L's using the thumb and pointer finger.
You want to borrow my first edition copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man? Yo, put it on your wish list.
by shakenspear June 15, 2020
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Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022
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Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
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Put out or shut up

Something you say to an annoying girl that won’t stop complaining about insignificant things
Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.
by Ben Dover 987 June 27, 2023
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when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."
by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022
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I put a spell on you

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!
by zoejjj August 20, 2019
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While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012
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