Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015

Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O

"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."

by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015

Pussy Prickle

The hair that starts to grow back after a woman has shaved her pubic hair or cat

Nathaniel: "Ouch babe. You have pussy pickle. It's so sharp."

Colette: "My cat has pussy prickle all over her body."

by Lord Nicoldemort March 2, 2016

butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.

I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.

by Wougits & Wisc May 8, 2016

asbo price

free

I stole it. got it for asbo price.

by tofromcafe October 10, 2016

King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.

Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.

by The Real King Idiot August 7, 2016

Untalented Prick

"Untalented Prick" another word for music.ly kids or Jacob Sartorius

That untalented Prick is a piece of shit

by WarWolfKYS May 11, 2016