a penis, male genitalia, a shlong, dick, johnson, wood, woodie, or any other derivative of a males genitals
Person 1: "Hey man I have not played with my John Fry in a while."
Person 2: "Yeah neither have I. Fuck lets go home and play with our John Fry's."
Person 1: "Sounds like fun!"
Person 2: "Yeah neither have I. Fuck lets go home and play with our John Fry's."
Person 1: "Sounds like fun!"
by Andy Nesbitt March 31, 2009
Get the John Frymug. A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy
by AlejandroTheGr8 April 5, 2009
Get the johns mommug. Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.
by Stephen Hawking February 21, 2004
Get the Elton Johnmug. A name of a boy who is perfect in the worst ways. A person who can be trusted 100% adn will be the best friend you will ever had.
The best magician you will ever meet.
The best magician you will ever meet.
"Omg John Gondol is the nicest person ever!! I can't believe he did so much for everyone."
"John Gondol always can put a smile on someones face."
"John Gondol always can put a smile on someones face."
by MagicGirl August 14, 2009
Get the John Gondolmug. One of the most influential and controversial designers of the 20th century and present, Galliano was born in Gibraltar in 1960 and moved to London in 1966. In 1991 he moved to Paris, and became the designer for Givenchy Ready to wear (RTW) and Haute Couture Collection in 1995, until 1997. He is currently the Chief Designer for Dior, and is best known for how controversial he is. He is one of the most original, and, as some would put it, "freakish" designers out there. PETA hates him, as he is known to frequently incorporate furs and other animals into his designs.
"Let's see: fur coat, a hat made of a crocodile head, and a dead bird strapped to the shoe. Must be one of John Galliano's pieces. That man is simply brilliant!"
by Steven Strang September 6, 2005
Get the John Gallianomug. Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies
1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.
by SexiNikki January 31, 2007
Get the John Tuckermug. The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.
Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)
Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)
Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.
by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010
Get the John Gomezmug.