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Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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A loyal man

1. An awesome dude that treats his woman good and stays faithful.

2. A simp that is being played and doesn't realize his girl isn't faithful and yet he still stays with her.
by Heung Wei lo November 19, 2017
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infires man

An inside joke of BTS. When YoongI (Suga) tried to say "Inspires man"
Suga:Infires man!!

Jungkook:* High five*
Rapmon: It's Inspires.
Suga and Jungkook: Inspires man while doing a high five.
by Jimin.Bts.Yoongi March 6, 2017
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pub man

A Criminal who is also a but trampy.
"Whos that robbing that bank?"

"Oh, thats just that pub man"
by Fazz Onios July 31, 2016
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man memory

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
by Sassy doc January 30, 2021
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Tan man

A man that only knows tan for color. He wears tan clothes, he is heavier than the most tan Tiger tank, he makes a feast out of his enemies fear.
DAmm, AquaFps Is such A Tan man.
by KreamCola February 22, 2021
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Fragrance man

A hot homosexual man. Known for his famous wood product, pretty popular amount the girls, gays and theys 😏 quackity moons over him
"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"
by Midnightstarryfan March 8, 2021
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