stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.

by old geezer April 16, 2011

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reverse leap jump to super fuck

Like a "leap jump to super fuck"; A tricky sexual move where the man lays on his back, stationary with an engorged penis. while the woman leaps at him and lands squarely over his hips and simultaneously inserts his penis into her vagina.

We've both like it hard, but we've tried everything else. I'm going to give him a reverse leap jump to super fuck tonight.

by Quacthulhu March 15, 2011

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Dava Dick Hump n' Jump

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.

Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!

by GothicDemonBunny August 4, 2019

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do u do jumping jacks on the d

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.

op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

by kawaiipoosayuwu March 27, 2022

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Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

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