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jess

an amazing funny cool hot person with amazing music taste
bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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A rude girl who always wants to be the leader and always wants to be the best at things. She especially loves animals. And if you get in the good side of her, you’ll be there forever.
Jess
by Idontyhinkiwanttobehere October 25, 2020
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Jesse is a person who cares about your feelings and will comfort you when you need it. He is the type of person to act tough around friends but deep down he just wants comfort and love and to feel appreciated. He’s had a rough past and is looking for something to ease the pain, but the truth is- you both have pain the needs to be eased- so it’s okay to help each other out and discover your love for each other but be careful with him. He has feelings too- don’t break him like the people in his past did. Go find your “Jesse” :)
Jesse/// grizzly bear or teddy bear- or both??
by KingOfTheMints June 18, 2022
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Jessing

When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding
"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"
by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019
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Jesse is a big man who loves licking Sofia’s arse on the rare occasion.he often likes to have monster wanks over Sofia’s breasts which is also like amazing. His prime talents are telling people his ma isn’t on the dole and also being hardy
Jesse stop looking at Sofia’s arse
by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019
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The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
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jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
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