Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Girlfriend

A demon disguised as a human with a red dress and heels. She made her first song debut called Kiss Me Again.

Guy 1: Girlfriend made a new song!
Guy 2: Cool!

by GirlfriendGearest June 14, 2023

National Girlfriend day

today is a day were you must hold your girlfriends hand

Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!

National Girlfriend day is a day where you do stuff with your girlfriend

by Gæsus October 2, 2021

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

by ayton627 May 16, 2021

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014