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Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
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Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
by Ealgivf February 4, 2019
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Evan

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Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.
Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan
by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019
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Evan Richards

by Hello I'm yeet April 22, 2019
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Evan Richards

An extremely good friend who is really smart and kinda shows it off alot
He is such an Evan Richards
by Hello I'm yeet April 26, 2019
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evan french

sexy hansome man that lives in van buren arkansas
that evan french is hot
by Evan frenchy May 1, 2019
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