Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man

Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up

by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023

Ass eater

An Ass eater/ muncher is someone who indulges in eating ass. Typically people called Jay.

“Oh my god, Jay is such an ass eater”
“Yeah I heard Jay is the biggest ass muncher”

by Ipadkid3005 May 20, 2024

Tiktok Eater Syndrome

Phenomenon where Tiktok users eat like weirdos, usually because they're trying to exaggerate how good a food product they're selling is. Like a really wide-eyed look of amazement after taking a bite or open-mouthed loud chewing.

"Wtf, that guy shoved that whole slice of cake right into his mouth. Thats disgusting"

"Tiktok eater syndrome."

by c0y0t3b0n3z September 9, 2025

Eater

Someone who sucks dick or eats pussy all the time and enjoys it.

she’s definitely a eater

I heard that he’s a eater

by Blood mary on a tree December 26, 2022

Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.

She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.

by Montbeliard December 16, 2024

Coochie Eater

Someone who gets their coochie ate out.

Sam just ate my coochie out, and it felt amazing. /Coochie Eater

by That'sYourMOm November 21, 2019

concrete eater

an elite species discovered by flamingo.

today in national geograghic, we are featuring concrete eaters. thier an elite species and must be protected from life at all costs.

by poipeoplepersone January 14, 2022