The ducks are running

It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.

1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.

Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out

*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".

A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.

by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019

fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Eat duck

The term Eat Duck is used by Marines. It means eat quickly! On the run and move on.

Drill instructors at MCRD always hollered lets go , lets go, lets go! Eat duck !! (Eat like a duck)

by Fatherknosebest June 18, 2016

duck sasuage

Duck on down and get you some
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)

Do you like duck sasuage?
- what is duck sausage?
"Duck on down and get you some"

by Fitzclash April 30, 2016