have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020
Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017
by DJ_Rumbi October 28, 2022
BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her
by Baskin21 June 15, 2025
When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
by B agave G March 20, 2020