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SHTF bag

A duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. Commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-prone areas. Typically contains a map & compass, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, space blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. Acronym for the term "Shit Hits The Fan."
I got my M4, a stash of .223 NATO, a knife and a coupla MREs in my SHTF bag, who knows when we'll need em?
by JunkyardECM July 17, 2009
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ham bag

Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him
by Mandy Brown April 10, 2008
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Douche Bag

If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag
Douche Bag - I have a $24,000 lexus
by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010
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Jiz Bag

dude i'm freakin out right now, my jiz bag ripped last night with christina
by I like sex October 18, 2008
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Bag Hawk

"This is a densely populated bag hawk area"

"Those Fucking hippie bitches are killing off all of the bag hawks!"
by HotRodthePenatrator April 13, 2009
mugGet the Bag Hawkmug.

Tripple Bagging

The act of Double Bagging a man's penis while the woman wears a female condom. The end result being the feeling of your penis wearing two layers of under-armour adorned with a raincoat on top of it. On the bright side, you'll last longer.
Oh man, i was about to go to bed with this purity Christian girl , started to bag it, then notice her whip out two more condoms! But it was my first time, so i We ended up Tripple Bagging it, and finally came 2 hours later.
by Naquann Williams August 8, 2010
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Quiche Bag

a wimp who gets too much attention or credit. An irritating, preppy, goody two-shoes pussy
The guy on the TV show, The Bachelor, is a quiche bag.
by Fagel Bagel February 4, 2009
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