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Duce n a half

When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!

Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.

Bro2: I love those!
by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework. "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag."
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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hurt like giving a knife a hand job

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.
by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010
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hoot & a half

A phrase of intense joy! Usually used by Cape Bretoners. Originated by a genius, Katie. Sometime in French Class 06 with numerous friends. Became popular in Sydney.
Me: Holy crap did you see Ray lose his pants?!
You: HAHA yes! It was a hoot & a half!
by Anonymous24564 June 23, 2006
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A Harry Cooper

A fat kid, whose always just a friend when it comes to the girls.
Wow, how dare the kid ask me for my number. He was a Harry Cooper.
by Bgodly January 19, 2008
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wiimote and a half

The perfect dick size. Guys whom have a dick that is a wiimote and a half (9 inches) give girls the best possible pleasure ever. It is probably bigger than your dick, but it's not too big to kill someone.
John: Katie, what happened to your eye?
Katie: Well, I was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. It was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.
by uhyana February 6, 2010
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