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Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.
Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?
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Canadian Strap Lock

The taping of a guitar strap to a guitar with hockey tape. This is done to avoid one's guitar from falling on the ground when rockin out

Especially common with hardcore bands
Karl is too poor for real strap locks so he bought Canadian strap locks instead
by Krazy_karl 23 January 28, 2013
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Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
by higogogaga April 5, 2023
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Canadian Cum Carnival

A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.
Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!
by LongWongBinLaden July 2, 2017
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Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.
Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.
by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022
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Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.
"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."
by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023
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