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Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".
A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.
by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019
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fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.
Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!
by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018
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Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs
*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz
by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020
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Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."
by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011
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my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”
“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”
by Grim_001 June 13, 2020
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Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
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