war moose

A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.

Damn, she's huge! That's war moose status, bub.

by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017

cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).

The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.

Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!

by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021

Pussy wars

An battle between two or more females who use every shady and vindictive move possible, to win the heart and/or penis of the man they all desire. These females will do anything to get laid by this guy for nainly bragging rights stating she a ho. She the main ho.

Oh wow, lyle must be special because hes the center of the pussy wars.

by VindictiveAngel January 24, 2023

War Crime

Mainly Among Us memes used in a Discord chat that is unhinged

Amusing? Do you mean Among Us? Sus
This is a WAR CRIME

by Chaosgamingx February 20, 2023

Shorts Wars

An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.

"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn October 30, 2023