duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.

"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."

by faceoftoday March 16, 2011

Eat duck

The term Eat Duck is used by Marines. It means eat quickly! On the run and move on.

Drill instructors at MCRD always hollered lets go , lets go, lets go! Eat duck !! (Eat like a duck)

by Fatherknosebest April 09, 2016

Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs

*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz

by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

Duck slut

Loud, annoying and talkative girl

*girl says really in a high pitched voice*
Italians: god you’re such a duck slut

by cdawg222222222 March 04, 2019

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 09, 2017

Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.

Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.

by Dubh Glas November 18, 2010