Skip to main content

Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
mugGet the Business Athlete mug.

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023
mugGet the As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night mug.
A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
mugGet the The Blackberry business school mug.

business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons
"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."
by tiffany yo April 23, 2014
mugGet the business wasted mug.

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
by nekro3 May 16, 2018
mugGet the Business Monday mug.

Busy boy

A straight up manwhore who is too busy to just be with one girl, because he makes sure to find other ones to distract himself with.
Lisa: “When last you heard from Shak?”

Bre :“It’s been a minute but Idrc cause he’s a Busy boy”
by SpicychickfromSaturn June 29, 2023
mugGet the Busy boy mug.

Business Class

(noun)
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.

Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.

Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)

Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
mugGet the Business Class mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email