twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
Get the twat spreadermug. by Riot Craig May 3, 2018
Get the twack twatmug. When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
Get the Swan Twattingmug. by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016
Get the twat yachtingmug. by Sex vibe July 25, 2018
Get the Twat maestromug. 
The girl who blames other girls for her boyfriend or husband’s infidelities. No sisterhood. Blame game.
Omg. Emily is a psychopath twat. Her husband sexted over 27 girls .. and yet she tries to slut Shame them on Facebook!
by Mimi1990lbhs October 20, 2017
Get the Psychopath Twatmug.