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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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Pick Drop

Sound made by droppong one's own pick after a successful recording is completed.

Ex.

See "Mic Drop"
After performing his song "I Love My Team", you can clearly hear his own "Pick Drop".
by towilmusic March 27, 2019
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Pick on women

Why? Is it because I'd be punching down?
Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
mugGet the Pick on womenmug.

Pick-me girl

"Pick-me girl" is a term used by jealous femcels to insult a popular, feminine girl who is aware that the modern, strong, independent feminist mindset only drives men away from those types of women—the same ones who insult her with that term. So, they resorted to inventing it as an 'insult' because she chose not to subscribe to their 'I don't need no man/I'm a strong independent woman' femcel trash mentality.
A pathetic femcel might say something like: "She thinks acting all sweet and submissive will get her attention from the guys, but it just makes her look like a pick-me girl. So pathetic."
by The only king is God February 16, 2025
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Pick me

PICK ME = a woman who reciprocates everything, she will leave when there’s no reciprocation. Also is a low IQ term created by marginally desired women

used to describe the top desired women who men want
Women A: I want a man who's six feet tall handsome, long d A weekend house with a lot of money he writes poetry.. he’s a thug who lifts weights, fights is a reverend thug gangster, drug dealer scammer, etc. And he gives me all his money and pays all of my bills.

Most women responding: oh girl I want that too you, should have preferences and standards. You shouldn't settle for less you can get that man he's 100% possible and it’s not delusional at all.

Women b. I want a good man that knows his worth. He's kind he's a Potential father and husband. He's doing well by himself his vibe is right he protects and provides for his assets, not his liabilities and I will be submissive and cooperative to him because of that, I want a real decent man who loves himself

Most women respond: oh you will never get that man you're a PICK ME you're a slave I could never. How dare you want a man we can't get you such a pick me… you’re a delusional pick me..

Most women responding are single mothers or older ugly bitter women with no options. Or a combination of all It's never a woman with a good man or high self-esteem bashing other women.
by WillOnCode October 12, 2025
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pick me girl

a girl or boy who acts like a big softie and sweetheart until you meet there real personality (mean)
me: DUDE MCKENZIE IS SUCH A PICK ME GIRL
syrenity: IKR SHE JUST TURNED HER BACK ON SAGA EMMA AND CLAIRE
me: she’s the biggest pick me girl I know
syrenity: same here girl
by hilary :))) January 29, 2022
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