by Jµeíδ May 01, 2004
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"
"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
by JackaBr December 18, 2017
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
by tako November 23, 2013
by goodeatin November 28, 2003
The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 28, 2003