Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon the Digger

Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.

Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*

by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016

sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy

Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017

Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017