crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

scottish bag pipe

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth

Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe

by kid from the tree October 28, 2006

Pipe you up

Random term white people use but hey basically mean pipe you down or dick you down mostly used by Asheville boys

Random white boy in Asheville, N.C: "I'm trying to pipe you up after school"

by fashionkilla22 October 25, 2016

pipe wipe hype

a person who smokes meth (tweeker) whos only contribution to the smoke session is providing the wet-nap(wet-wipe),often used to wipe the pipe on after each hit.At times these types will subsitute any thing for a wipe;their clothing,couches,bed sheets,carpet,ect. just for the possibility of being in the session(getting high).

sorry pal, u cant be in our smoke session any more cause your just a pipe wipe hype.

by the baddest bitches March 12, 2010

Laying Fatty Pipe

When one begins engaging in sexual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event.

Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.

George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.

by S-on-my-D November 2, 2009

Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).

I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns

by Mary March 13, 2005

Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.

Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

by Clint Torres March 6, 2014