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Owen Barsby

BIg Hard Man Who Gets The Women. Never Gets Rejected (Cool Dude) Has Big Penis (Erect Not Included) Beats You Up If You Are Big Meany.
Your The Owen Barsby Of My Life.
by Owen Barsby November 7, 2020
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Owen

That cute boy in your Spanish and Health class
Girl 1: Omg is that Owen??
Girl 2: Yep, he's a cutie!!
by What's A Math? November 28, 2019
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Owen

Someone who is insanely intelligent and works just as hard. He takes the hardest classes and always breezes through them and everyone wonders how he did it. Everyone definitely knows he’s going to win some kind of Nobel prize in his lifetime. He reads Hemingway and Machiavelli for fun and likes to have deep philosophical discussions about theories he is interested in.

He has a bizarre sense of humor, but he always makes everyone laugh. He can turn an awkward, sour conversation into something hilarious and memorable. He knows how to poke fun at others without being outright rude. Sometimes he makes a stupid joke and thinks he’s funny, but it’s still funny because he thinks he is.

His smile is contagious and he lights up every room he walks in. His stupid little grin is bound to put a smile on everyone’s face. He has the face of a runway model but doesn’t know it yet. All the girls want him, he’s just that admirable.

Everyone would be lucky to have an Owen in their life; they make the world simply brighter.
Girl 1: oh my god is that Owen? He looks so good today.

Girl 2: dude I saw him first- back off man
by chadanooga April 4, 2023
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Owen K.

Cutthroat businessman, part time game developer and cult leader. Gets all the girls. (He also likes to dress fancy)
Person 1 : *Starts Business*
Person 2 : "Stop Being Such an Owen K."
by NyanCat118 December 1, 2022
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