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National Cadence Day

National Cadence Day is a day to celebrate all your fellow friends named Cadence!! National Cadence Day takes place on March 31st.
by vivifyin March 28, 2022
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The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
by tnayrb January 25, 2015
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National Scramble Day

When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)
"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"
by the counil November 30, 2019
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national wolfstar day

august 21st is the day we celebrate wolfstar, why? because its ben barnes and andrew garfields birthdays.
“omg its national wolfstar day time to make a sad edit
by moonyxprongs22 August 22, 2021
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National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?
by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022
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National Aden Day

On the 23rd of every month it is National Aden Day
by XER101 February 27, 2022
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