Alex's Law

On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)

Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.

In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."

Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...

*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.

Fugitives include:

All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.

by ktownrider July 25, 2011

Harvilla's Law

The longer an economic or political discussion or debate lasts, the probability of someone proclaiming "Taxes are theft" approaches one.

We were arguing about raising taxes for the millionaires, and Joe broke Harvilla's Law when he said taxes were theft and that he isn't going to let the government steal his hard earned money.

by Diablobo November 22, 2018

Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"

by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011

Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.

When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.

by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010

ex in-laws

Ex in laws mean: when one family are separate, ( if ur parents decied to get divorce; the family of the wife won't get a exra family of the husband. )

My best friends, parents had decied to divorces, so i won't have a new brother or sister ( ex in-laws)

by Little_Spiderman April 22, 2016

Gay-in-Law

Your mister-in-law but for everyone.

I have a gay-in-law and you don’t. You must be super jealous.

by MaskedMassacre July 2, 2020