Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Green lemon

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.
by ReiK March 31, 2020
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Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 04, 2024
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Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.
I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.
by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019
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Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.
He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!
by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023
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Picking Lemons

When a character is doing something dumb in a horror movie that will probably result in their death. Not necessarily always ending in the characters death, though the danger of the situation is obvious to those watching.
"Did you hear Maria was exploring that abandoned house the other day?"
"The one that was owned by the serial killer?
"Yeah, she's totally Picking Lemons"
by clawfullgood May 24, 2020
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