A situation that's so bad, so uncomfortable, so incredibly AWFUL, that the only thing you can compare it to is French kissing your sister.
by bigtones March 25, 2005

I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.
by Tana's Handbag August 8, 2006

by IHateFakeBitches July 5, 2014

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009

guy 1: DID YOU JUST GIVE JOHN A HUG KISS!
guy 2: Yeah so...
guy 1: Wow that's mad homo
guy 2: No it ain't its just a hug kiss
guy 2: Yeah so...
guy 1: Wow that's mad homo
guy 2: No it ain't its just a hug kiss
by imboredsoimadethis September 2, 2009

kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.
This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?
There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!
We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.
There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!
We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.
by wheresmyjoint December 13, 2009

by jbreas January 22, 2015
