loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie

I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014

Jizz Whipple

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.

Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!

by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011

the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014