Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 25, 2019
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cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.
Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"
by 19dorama73 January 26, 2024
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Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother
"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed
by Fionn T. January 04, 2022
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cowboy jay

It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.
Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!

I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay
by CFGOMG February 16, 2014
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The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots and a Kemosabe hat? She's such a caviar cowboy.
by uncleross May 20, 2024
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Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. One who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots as a going out fit. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.
Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots for the Big Sky trip? She's such a Caviar Cowboy.
by uncleross May 20, 2024
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