Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.
Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
by GoodGolly December 18, 2012
a hand wave given commonly in rural areas between two people, often strangers to acknowledge friendliness. Usually a raised arm and a quick and short movement of the hand away from the body.
by redd$lime May 20, 2022
by Amazonmacaw222 October 02, 2020
When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.
by JimTim June 23, 2015
Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
by fatherfartfathead February 03, 2022
The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
by feelsDepressed November 04, 2017
Cross country might be the gayest shit on the planet. It is known that cross country athletes frequently engage in homosexual activities with their coaches.
by the man 1222356 September 18, 2021