Crab

Crab 🦀

Person 1: "Crab 🦀?"
Person 2: "Crab 🦀."

by qtopsy August 7, 2021

Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions

My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs

by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Crab

A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."

by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

slaper crab

a minecraft player

oh are you also subscribed to slaper crab?

by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023