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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024
mugGet the Arizona Bat Tunnelmug.

bat waifu

Blushingmoon is the ultimate bat waifu .... a lewd mistress of the sweetest variety!
She appeared as a wicked bat waifu!
by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018
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Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.
The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery
by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018
mugGet the Bat shitterymug.

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.
Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!
by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024
mugGet the Arizona Bat Tunnelmug.

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.
Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.
by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024
mugGet the Thot batmug.

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
mugGet the Shitty Bat Cavemug.

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"
by eurocelt June 30, 2017
mugGet the cricket bat snatchmug.

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