single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019

Friedrich Dog

FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.

*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"

by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

Get the dog

A term used by the Willem powerfish, meaning to get that 3 meter flatty. and maybe even Burleigh up with some whole chooks.

“Get the dog bro”

by lanzdog January 21, 2021

Candy Dog

A small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni's.

Person 1: Did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

Person 2: Yea, she's such a Candy dog!

by Starla69 October 12, 2012

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

dragon dog

The combination of a mullet and a frullet haircut on a single person. Only worn by the bravest of men who have no ambition to ever get laid.

tony: "wow! look at that dragon dog."
Paul: "Yeah, haha he must be from Penrith."

by manno7 April 24, 2008

brownward dog

Anal sex in the downward dog yoga position.

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.

by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014