Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.

My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.

by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

puppy popper

An ATF agent who loves to kill dogs in the homes of rightful gu owner

Agent 1: hey remember so and so.
Agent 2: yeah I remember so and so,he was the puppy popper.

by The crazy ass junkie April 1, 2023

Skin that puppy

To devour something in a fast pace and to be completely empty.

Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy

by Joaquinmykitty July 12, 2024

Gush Puppies

Followers of ChettyTok

Chetttayyyyy!! So many gush puppies came up to you today on your vision walk to Toastique! Let’s rip 511!

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

Cringe Puppy

A puppy or canine creature that is very cute and a bit silly sometimes.

"This dog is a cringe puppy."

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.

Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.

by Tall Greg January 9, 2011