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jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
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Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience
“You were in there a long time
“I was busy with a jizz wizz
by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020
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Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
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waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..
You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..
by Ballz710 April 17, 2014
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jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.
Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.
by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014
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Jizz Whipple

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.
Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!
by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011
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Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation
I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long
by Slow Asian January 10, 2010
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