shit stain balls

when you stick your balls inside her asshole and she shits on them.

Are you felling you feeling like taking a shit, then lets go to the bathroom and give me some shit stain balls.

by gay guy jake May 21, 2006

SHIT HIT THE FAN

The escalating of a situation to extreme boling point. The ensuing spillover and chaos from doing something that will piss someone else off.

"The shit hit the fan after sum good sex, when I told her that I'd 'had better' the night before."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

Eyes Wide Shit

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.

"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al

by smut police December 7, 2011

On some Tripster Shit

Confused, Strange, Weird, anything out of the ordinary,

That girl with the painted face is on some tripster shit. That guy blocking traffic because hes busy professing his love to God is on some tripster shit. Hey that poem you wrote was on some tripster shit. I dont know what to do, Im on some Tripster shit.

by Cstak July 12, 2010

dog shit breath

When someone's breath smells like dog shit

Don't talk to me you've got dog shit breath!

by nockcose September 17, 2016

Mix Yo Shit

Meaning to fight or beat up really bad.
Originated in southern california.{L.A area}

-You aint go touch nobody.
-Bitch i will mix yo shit.

by Mi!Mi! March 30, 2008

Chicken Shit Mustache

A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.

Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!

by OA Tits September 5, 2011