fat cunt ass bitch

big fat juicy nutsack balls

ur mom is a fat cunt ass bitch

by fat pussy boi May 8, 2021

a bitch dat ain’t shit

meemee

guy: i can’t stand a bitch dat ain’t shit
guy 2: oh u must b talkin bout meemee

by real nigga 8568 July 18, 2022

National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 5, 2022

Bitch better have my honey

The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.

Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?

Blake: Fuuur sure.

Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!

Blake: Bitch better have my honey.

Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.

by K Diz Mc October 9, 2012

Shut yo bitch ass up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

IF YOU DONT SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by Kd Staxks September 5, 2021

Pussy Ass Nigga Bitch Hitler

When someone is ranting at you, and they rant so long that they become out of words, so they just throw random shit into the sentence

"You fucking Jew, I bet you don't even know how to cook a penny. Dumb pussy ass nigga bitch Hitler-loving dumbfuck."
"Dude what the fuck that makes no sense.

by Hitler's Dick Turban November 10, 2016

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005