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Let's say we got Carol here and about 9 months ago she got railed so hard her legs shook by my man Tyrone and she gave birth and it comes out the vagina like it's nothing because of Tyrones BBC and you look at this kid and it was born with some testicles and a piece of nerves and cartilage aka a dick and balls and that's all there I'd to it I don't care how much u weird purple hair girls wannabe screw off
Damn that new born has a dick that is a man
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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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my man in Beirut

I want to know more about the islands off the coast of somewhere and my friend has been there so he is my man in Beirut.
by Geteds June 4, 2024
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Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018
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Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.
"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett
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Wo-man

It’s a cisgender man that has surprisingly annoying emotional energy. #superwhiney
He was hogging the megaphone after saying he would give it back only to then complain about the work that others weren’t doing even though he also wasn’t doing it. Therefore he is indeed a wo-man.
by Ava Ben August 30, 2022
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Lumber Mans

Stupid Bozo, High Bozo, Or A Person Whose Selling The Bag.
Bro Jayden Stop Selling The Game Your Being A Lumber Mans
by Sjwhehd December 4, 2021
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