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toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.
I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.
by ShannonP January 25, 2008
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Toilet Paper Roulette

This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
by Tustin May 11, 2011
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toilet of rectal animosity

A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.
Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.

You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!
by The flaming salmon (alex) November 23, 2004
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Tijuana toilet cracker

When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet
I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker
by Thorgrim 1965 July 5, 2017
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Middle Seat By The Toilet

An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.
I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!
by Craig R November 13, 2004
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The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.
by Soggy socks April 6, 2019
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Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
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