cheese pimp

A cheese pimp is someone who controls and brings around cheese. Giving the cheese to people for money, illegally.

woah?? i should get a cheese pimp so i can get that cheese!!

by Topanga the cheese pimp December 07, 2020

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 30, 2018

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 03, 2016

Pimp Slap

1. (noun)
An action that consists of the slapping of a person for unknown or unfair reasons; Like how a pimp would do his hoe

See also: backhand and bitch slap

Derrick: Well I think you're wrong!
Rachel: Excuse me?
Derrick: You heard me! You're wro-- *is backhanded*
George: Oh shit! She just pimp slapped you!

by totallynotvain298 October 03, 2016

pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017

Pimp cup

The act of pouring liquid into someone's gaping asshole, then drinking sed liquid with a crazy straw out of the aforementioned asshole.

Ash wants to pimp cup Jaques, she wants to drink chocolate milk out of his asshole.

by Dragondaddy26 February 19, 2023

Hate pimp

A public figure that uses generates outrage in order to push a political agenda. Hate pimps use exaggerations, deception and the false identification of impartiality to manipulate their followers.

Infowars hires hate pimps in order to generate fear which is used to sell their products.

by Datadude September 06, 2017