Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome

I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.

by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022

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covid 21

that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol

mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds

mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez

me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol

by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021

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Covid party

When a group of 2 or more individual hang out together that are not part of the same household.

The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.

Want to have a covid party?

Bob and Kate just met, they must be having a covid party.

by Hagheyy March 1, 2021

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Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.

I am COVID TIRED.

by MwMimi September 13, 2021

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Covid-🇲🇹

When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.

Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-🇲🇹 crisis.

by Covido January 9, 2021

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