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Schrödinger's relationship

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A romantic relationship where one party is over dramatically breaking up with the other a few times a month while the other party doesn't even acknowledge it and claims they have never fought or broken up
"Girl what's all the fuss in the group chat about?"
"Dimitar is supposedly leaving Mihaela for the third time this month but she doesn't seem to think it's a big deal. Again."
"Schrödinger's relationship if I've ever seen one"
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to fuel a mutually beneficial relationship 

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a) to see eye-to-eye
b) to reach a common level of understanding, whether in terms of intimacy or otherwise
if you want to properly communicate with someone, and avoid conflict, you need to start by learning how to learn how to fuel a mutually beneficial relationship
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To be in a Khalil and Ala relationship

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If you suspect one of your friend to be manipulative narcissistic with bad vibes you become a Khalil and your role know is to spread awareness among your friend.
If you are that friend you become an Ala you have arguments that you did nothing wrong and act like normal.
The 2 ex friends develop new lyrics like : apologize now \ Childish\ wachbih 5arejni mel groupe.
Kontech nessawerha menek ledarja bhim fisaa mada8elfek To be in a khalil and Ala relationship
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Kaila's and Hunter's relationship

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Complicated.
One wants to be in a romantic relationship, and the other can't make up her mind. It's Complicated. Kaila's and Hunter's relationship
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What The Fuck Is An Interpersonal Relationship 

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What The Fuck Is An Interpersonal Relationship
What The Fuck Is An Interpersonal Relationship
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R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage) 

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When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.
"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."
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TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome 

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TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
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