Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.

Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.

by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025

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Hitler Day

•Alt-Right Holiday

The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.

“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”

“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”

“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”

by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 7, 2023

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Adolf Hitler

The most kind and loving man to have ever lived, surely he could NEVER have done anything wrong

Adolf Hitler is so incredibly hot, upon seeing him I immediately started gulping bottles of prime zestfest

by 🇺🇦🤮 May 22, 2023

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Hitler resistance weatherman

The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.

The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

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