matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

Mason

This guy is known as a savage among peers and will “get bitches”

This guy is a mason

by Jsjsjshshhs August 24, 2021

Mason

Goes to parks to meet up with lobbo, and then get caught. Also has laingaz.

Look at Mason, macking on with Lobbo

by Succulentyourmum March 10, 2022

Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story

Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat

by zWolffy June 9, 2020

Mason Nolyn Duran

A smoking motherfucker who is starting to get muscles and is proud of it. He is very nice and a good friend.

I want to date mason nolyn duran.

by mduran5 November 17, 2019

Mason

A person who agrees to play a game of Ludo but then stands you up once the game is created.

Julie, don't be a Mason, join the game.

by Tb515 December 3, 2023

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025