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Karen

someone who asks for the manager and has a long bowl cut hair
someone went to the store to buy some food, the people ask her to wear a mask, she refuses and asks to speak to the manager, therefore she is a Karen . someone who asks for the manager and has a long bowl cut hair.
by drivedaily09 August 2, 2020
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Karen

A white woman who uses her white privilege for evil against races that aren’t white.
“That white lady is such a Karen she acted as if I was hurting her while she was on the phone with the police but I was no where near her”
by New Body June 8, 2020
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Karen

A middle aged typically Caucasian female who believes that she has the right to, in any situation no matter the context nor her own preparedness take hold and boss around other people even if they may be more equipped or qualified to perform said task. They will claim to be backed up by non-existent laws that would permit her to boss around others if a person does something that the Karen does not like. Karen's will typically travel alone but occasionally they are seen in groups called complaints. When possible they will claim that vaccinations gave their kids autism when in fact it was genetic. Karen's will rave about "essential oils" and how they will protect their children from diseases. They will then make their child go to school even when they are terminally I'll with a contagious strand of the Black Plague.
That Karen just harassed a single mother and her infant child for walking on the left side of the sidewalk instead of the right and then called the cops.
by Little-Mac June 5, 2022
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Karen Krushing

The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.

This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.

Direct subject matter focus.

Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"

FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.

Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"

Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.

" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"

From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.

Your child comes over with additional complaint.

" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"

You press for clarity as a dad would.

" what did she say exactly?"

" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "

From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.

You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.

" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"

From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.

" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "

Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
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Karen

White lady with short hair, preferably blonde, republican. Asks for a manager, has two children, usually two boys, and is divorced. Hates skaters, bikers, and disabled people
by www.twinks.edu November 2, 2020
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Karen

There must of, at some time. Been a woman named Karen who was such a bitch that she destroyed the name Karen for every other woman with the same name forever in just a few years. She must have been such a vile, stuck up, self important asshole of a woman, that she gained enough fame and recognition for her personality as to have created a whole definition in a dictionary around her given name.
That Karen is such an asshole. I didn't think that birds had enough confidence to act like they are totally the law or above it and think they can absolutely get away with it all the time.
by Johnny Dick head August 14, 2023
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karen

your mom when she didn't get the correct order
chef: jeez karen
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